Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.

Few and mean as my gifts may be, I actually am, and do not need for my own assurance or the assurance of my fellows any secondary testimony.

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

When you make mistakes during routines, it's not easy getting through them.

There's a reason why we're born with brains in our heads, not rocks.

There is no substitute for hard work when it comes to achieving success.

Happiness is a road traveled, not a destination.

Now that I have retired, and even though I wanted to play more, I can always look back and say that at least I won Wimbledon; also, winning the tournament in Rotterdam in 1995

Reality television hasn't killed documentaries, because there are so many great documentaries still being made, but it certainly has changed the landscape.

What a labour writing is ... making one sentence do the work of a page; that's what I call hard work.

Much of our waste problem is to be accounted for by the intentional flimsiness and unrepairability of the labor-savers and gadgets that we have become addicted to.