You can do anything to my food and I'll still eat it.

Bruce [Dern] and I are in this car just for days and days, just talking about life and I could listen to his stories forever.

There's really no wrong way to use a margarita pool.

I'm kind of under the radar. Not a lot of people notice me. Which is surprising, because I'm so sexy. They're probably intimidated by my sexiness and crushability.

When I was a kid watching "The Blues Brothers," I could not think of a better thing than watching 300 cop cars crash into each other.

My life is littered with bad decisions.

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

PRAY; the word we use, when hope isn't enough. The word we use when faith is all that is left.

I feel like all my faults go into making the person that I am. I like myself as a person. And I think taking any fault away would change who I am as a person.

It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.

When certain people hear "'SNL' comedy," rightfully so, you expect it to be a certain kind of goofiness.

Failure is a success if you learn from it.

Dammnnn, " Breccan slowly spoke each letter with a grin on his face that spread from ear to ear. "Impressive flames, guy.

The perishableness of life...imparts value, dignity, interest to life.

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Unless there is an element of risk in our exploits for God, there is no need for faith.

I'll have you know I do the swearing on this ship. If I need your assitance I'll call you." Capt. Wolf Larsen

I want every character be an outsider in some way.

The injury of words. Yes, the brutality of words.

In school I was pretty fast.

For the team to be successful, we've got to set team goals. I go out every game and make sure that I'm contributing, whether that's defensively or offensively.