My life is littered with bad decisions.

Bruce [Dern] and I are in this car just for days and days, just talking about life and I could listen to his stories forever.

There's really no wrong way to use a margarita pool.

I'm kind of under the radar. Not a lot of people notice me. Which is surprising, because I'm so sexy. They're probably intimidated by my sexiness and crushability.

When I was a kid watching "The Blues Brothers," I could not think of a better thing than watching 300 cop cars crash into each other.

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

PRAY; the word we use, when hope isn't enough. The word we use when faith is all that is left.

I feel like all my faults go into making the person that I am. I like myself as a person. And I think taking any fault away would change who I am as a person.

You can do anything to my food and I'll still eat it.

It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.

When certain people hear "'SNL' comedy," rightfully so, you expect it to be a certain kind of goofiness.

The light at the end of the tunnel is for those who believe that there is an existence of light.

No more, ' I told him. 'No more running in the wrong direction... You run to me'.

Miracles are like murders. After the first one, each becomes easier than the last for, with each success, the miracle-worker's certainty in himself becomes stronger.

The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do something to love and something to hope for.

The aura of soccer is very different from other sports.

There is nothing more difficult than talking about music.

What better way to get to know someone than through her choice and treatment of books?

The hand of the aggressor is stayed by strength - and strength alone.

I will not surrender responsibility for my life and my actions.