Bruce [Dern] and I are in this car just for days and days, just talking about life and I could listen to his stories forever.

There's really no wrong way to use a margarita pool.

I'm kind of under the radar. Not a lot of people notice me. Which is surprising, because I'm so sexy. They're probably intimidated by my sexiness and crushability.

When I was a kid watching "The Blues Brothers," I could not think of a better thing than watching 300 cop cars crash into each other.

My life is littered with bad decisions.

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

PRAY; the word we use, when hope isn't enough. The word we use when faith is all that is left.

I feel like all my faults go into making the person that I am. I like myself as a person. And I think taking any fault away would change who I am as a person.

You can do anything to my food and I'll still eat it.

It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.

When certain people hear "'SNL' comedy," rightfully so, you expect it to be a certain kind of goofiness.

Many have balls but only a few have heart.

That’s what brave is, you know. Doing what needs to be done when you’re scared shitless.

You write the way you think about the world. My motto in times of trouble - and I'm speaking of life, not writing - is 'no humor too black.'

We cannot have that relationship if we only dictate or threaten and condemn those who disagree.

Somehow we can't live outside the politics of race. There's something very deep in all of us, that is taught to us when we are very, very little. Which is the disrespect and fear of the other.

Privilege does not operate without silence.

The presence of Christ brings us his power and ability to use our limited resources in limitless ways.

The finest glasses for both technical and hedonistic purposes are those made by Riedel. The effect of these glasses on fine wine is profound. I cannot emphasize enough what a difference they make.

You're asking me how not to doubt. Good question.My answer is, you can't. This is life

I keep thinking the bad guys will win in the end and take it all away, but somehow it all seems to keep working.