Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

The dawn of light is the liberation of souls.

Just because something is legal doesn't always make it right.

The Lord filled me with desire, and made me feel that I must be as much with Him alone as with souls in public.

Let go of the need to control. Trust in the wisdom of a divine plan.

Whoever commits a crime strengthens his enemy.

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

I love to sleep. My astrological sign is the sloth.

For as long as one has no further point of reference, apart from the position of the maximum, the wavelength thus remains uncertain by an integral factor.

I have nothing but wastes and wilds of self-translation before me for many miserable months to come.

Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.