Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot."

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

It is true that in life, precious moments my simply fly, But deep in our hearts and souls, they will never die.

We need to empower every single child no matter who you are, no matter where you come from to have the best education and the best future.

Sweet and low sweet and low Wind of the western sea Low low breathe and blow Wind of the western sea!

Growing up as a kid, the back of my house faced a little community airport about four or five miles from my house.

Making a pretty picture, an image, is a completely different thing from acting to camera.

No animal shall kill any other animal WITHOUT CAUSE.

It's very easy to get caught up in - there's a hype going on now that I haven't seen in years, and it's actually more about press than it is about an actor's work or what films they've been in.

Whatever we have of this world in our hands, our care must be to keep it out of our hearts, lest it come between us and Christ.

If we would know what heaven is before we come thither, let us retire into the depths of our own spirits, and we shall find it there among holy thoughts and feelings.