Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

A lot of you want me to hurry through the introduction. That's because you're so much older you don't want to waste a minute of your life.

Be hard on yourself and easy on others. Carry your own cross but never lay one on the back of another

An honest man is strange when he is among dishonest men, but it is a good kind of strangeness.

Art is one of the means whereby man seeks to redeem a life which is experienced as chaotic, senseless, and largely evil.

Like medicine (architecture) must move from the curative to the preventive.

I think it's not a big secret that I like to work a lot. I really go out for projects when I find things I'm passionate about.

First, we parents have to back up school authority and quit making excuses for our kids when they misbehave.

It is not what you hear, it is where you listen from within yourself that gives meaning to the message.

What I learned very quickly is that if you get it right in the first two or three takes, it's not going to get that much better.

To sustain our leaders is a privilege.