With a cheery delicacy she divided my obsessions into three categories: acceptable, unacceptable, and hilarious.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

You should’ve told me, ” she repeats. “Because here’s a news flash: You might’ve wanted to shelter me, but there’s nowhere you can hide me that’ll keep me safe from what’s inside my head.

Nothing could be more irrational than the idea that something comes from nothing.

Dame Barbara Cartland was an endearing eccentric, and when I interviewed her, she wanted me to listen to her dictating to her secretary one of those romantic novels that she turned out fortnightly.

When you're smart on crime, you start off by recognizing that both the victim, first of all, the victim, but also the person who did the crime are both human.

I can see myself staying at Blackburn for the rest of my career - unless I move to another club at some stage

The cauliflower soup sounds so good. And the broccoli-melt sandwich. I've never heard of such a thing.

Our private property must be sacrificed.

For young filmmakers, Saw is a perfect film. It doesn't cost the GNP of almost every country of the world.

Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages...but you should see the birds smack it.

In the past, there has always been so much pressure about carrying a show and promoting a record.