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Broccoli Quotes: "I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.



Broccoli Quotes: "Books aren't like broccoli. You don't have to eat it because it's good for you. Books drag you in because they are fascinating."

Books aren't like broccoli. You don't have to eat it because it's good for you. Books drag you in because they are fascinating.




Broccoli Quotes: "Don't be a salad. Be the best god damn broccoli you can ever be."

Don't be a salad. Be the best god damn broccoli you can ever be.



Broccoli Quotes: "I'm President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!"

I'm President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!




Broccoli Quotes: "Listen to your broccoli and it will tell you how to eat it."

Listen to your broccoli and it will tell you how to eat it.



Broccoli Quotes: "Without Pain, How Could We Know Joy?"

Without Pain, How Could We Know Joy?



Broccoli Quotes: "the existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate"

the existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate




Broccoli Quotes: "Never eat broccoli when there are cameras around."

Never eat broccoli when there are cameras around.



Broccoli Quotes: "My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards."

My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.



Broccoli Quotes: "Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli."

Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.



Broccoli Quotes: "I always want to defeat supervillains - it's just the chicken-and-broccoli diet that I'm not into."

I always want to defeat supervillains - it's just the chicken-and-broccoli diet that I'm not into.



Broccoli Quotes: "You want to save more fish? Eat more broccoli."

You want to save more fish? Eat more broccoli.




Broccoli Quotes: "Villains fear me because I am unpredictable and broccoli. See what I mean?"

Villains fear me because I am unpredictable and broccoli. See what I mean?



Broccoli Quotes: "Mother: It's broccoli, dear. --- Child: I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it."

Mother: It's broccoli, dear. --- Child: I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it.



Broccoli Quotes: "Google 'broccoli casserole' and make the first recipe you find. I guarantee it will be disappointing."

Google 'broccoli casserole' and make the first recipe you find. I guarantee it will be disappointing.



Broccoli Quotes: "I can't even tolerate my own playing on electric keyboards. It's not about the musical ideas - the sound itself is toxic. It's like eating plastic broccoli."

I can't even tolerate my own playing on electric keyboards. It's not about the musical ideas - the sound itself is toxic. It's like eating plastic broccoli.



Broccoli Quotes: "It takes less land to grow a pound of broccoli than it does a pound of beef. Less land to grow a pound of grain than a pound of beef. Less water, less energy."

It takes less land to grow a pound of broccoli than it does a pound of beef. Less land to grow a pound of grain than a pound of beef. Less water, less energy.



Broccoli Quotes: "I actually love fish and vegetables. I was raised on vegetables! Anything green - spinach, broccoli, brussels sprouts - I crave."

I actually love fish and vegetables. I was raised on vegetables! Anything green - spinach, broccoli, brussels sprouts - I crave.



Broccoli Quotes: "The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and broccoli omelette."

The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and broccoli omelette.



Broccoli Quotes: "I love fresh vegetables and we always include them in our meals. I don't force my kids to eat asparagus, but they do eat peas, broccoli, and carrots."

I love fresh vegetables and we always include them in our meals. I don't force my kids to eat asparagus, but they do eat peas, broccoli, and carrots.



Broccoli Quotes: "The cauliflower soup sounds so good. And the broccoli-melt sandwich. I've never heard of such a thing."

The cauliflower soup sounds so good. And the broccoli-melt sandwich. I've never heard of such a thing.



Broccoli Quotes: "President Obama told a group of school children that broccoli was his favorite food, and they believed him. Then he told them Obamacare would reduce the deficit and the kids all busted out laughing."

President Obama told a group of school children that broccoli was his favorite food, and they believed him. Then he told them Obamacare would reduce the deficit and the kids all busted out laughing.



Broccoli Quotes: "Nothing heals the soul like chocolate ... It's God's apology for broccoli."

Nothing heals the soul like chocolate ... It's God's apology for broccoli.



Broccoli Quotes: "I don't remember ordering the bride of an evil maniac," said Magnus. "It was definitely beef and broccoli. What about you, Tessa? Did you order the bride of an evil maniac?"

I don't remember ordering the bride of an evil maniac," said Magnus. "It was definitely beef and broccoli. What about you, Tessa? Did you order the bride of an evil maniac?



Broccoli Quotes: "The local groceries are all out of broccoli, loccoli."

The local groceries are all out of broccoli, loccoli.



Broccoli Quotes: "For a long while, I was really against Twitter. I mean, who cares if I'm in an airport or had broccoli for dinner?"

For a long while, I was really against Twitter. I mean, who cares if I'm in an airport or had broccoli for dinner?



Broccoli Quotes: "Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?"

Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?



Broccoli Quotes: "Then Maura made something with butter and Calla made something with bacon and Blue steamed broccoli in self-defense."

Then Maura made something with butter and Calla made something with bacon and Blue steamed broccoli in self-defense.



Broccoli Quotes: "You can't hide broccoli in your glass of milk."

You can't hide broccoli in your glass of milk.



Broccoli Quotes: "I don't diet. There's going to be barbecues and macaroni and cheese - but I'll have broccoli and salad the next day."

I don't diet. There's going to be barbecues and macaroni and cheese - but I'll have broccoli and salad the next day.



Broccoli Quotes: "The quoting of an aphorism, like the angry barking of a dog or the smell of overcooked broccoli, rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen."

The quoting of an aphorism, like the angry barking of a dog or the smell of overcooked broccoli, rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen.



Broccoli Quotes: "John McEnroe has hair like badly turned broccoli."

John McEnroe has hair like badly turned broccoli.



Broccoli Quotes: "Light and dark ain't supposed to mix. They're like broccoli and chocolate - just nasty when you put them together - but that appears to be what's happening with you"

Light and dark ain't supposed to mix. They're like broccoli and chocolate - just nasty when you put them together - but that appears to be what's happening with you



Broccoli Quotes: "But they fight in the name of the creator." "I don't care if they fight in the name of broccoli. The goal remains the same."

But they fight in the name of the creator." "I don't care if they fight in the name of broccoli. The goal remains the same.



Broccoli Quotes: "Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'."

Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'.