Who’s there?”“The scratcher of your itch, ” he said.She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. “Was that supposed to be romantic?

I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.

Nothing fun in life is easy.

Never give up on things you've always dreamed of. Your dreams will become reality by your dedication and hard work.

A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent woman gives up.

In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.

I have a greater appreciation for kitchen appliances, having played one.

Waste today, want tomorrow.

I liked to think I had written 'scripts' when I was in high school, but looking back at them, they were about thirty pages of wannabe-Mamet dialogue with a staple through them.

I'm not religious, so theres no church on Sunday.

The government should always be the one defending civil liberties.

Awards don't really mean much.