Nothing fun in life is easy.

Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no!

You don’t have to want to be in arelationship for a little bow-chicka-bow-wow.

I'm a lot to handle, but I can assure you, you'll have fun handling me.

Satire today has become a flat ‘tyre'.

Is it progress if a cannibal uses knife and fork?

I signed up to be a musician, I want to perform, I want to sing.

Show me on the doll where Fun is a rock band.

Playing things too safe is the most popular way to fail.

I am, incidentally, the only writer to have received the Somerset Maugham award twice - the first time for my first novel, the second time for my second first novel.

I kinda flirt with everything and everyone, no matter if it's a tree or a coffee cup. I can't resist.

If you have something about yourself that's different, you're lucky. It's not a curse.

I oppose the attempts of homosexual activists to treat homosexual activity as a civil right to be protected and promoted by the government.