Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.

You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are.

I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

There's a little bit of magic in every box!

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

Circumstances are the seeds of literature.

What can a man do with music who is not benevolent?

Be thankful for every adversity.

I need to be able to explain myself in context.

You might have asked [about skill] of an artist or a musician or whatever... but with me it just happens.

The competition to hire the best will increase in the years ahead. Companies that give extra flexibility to their employees will have the edge in this area.

I was born and I live in a small village, where the centre of life is the square, and the small bar/cafe.

He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too.

Men are a hundred times worse than you can imagine. We are thinking the worst, shallowest thoughts, all the time.

When someone transitions you should refer to them by their new name both in the present and with references back in time.