When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.

I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

I'm not used to getting good reviews.

Think not of the fragility of life, but of the power of books, when mere words can change our lives simply by being next to each other.

History may never have all the facts, but history always has the last word.

Want freedom? Get organized. Want to get organized? Get creative.

I'll take a nice assist any day over points.

Death is the dropping of the flower, that the fruit may swell.

Historical explanation is not identical with moral judgment.

I don't think of myself as being disabled, or able-bodied.

Know what you own, and know why you own it.

God is the source of all creativity. You can be creative only when you are EN RAPPORT with God.