When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.

Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you're playing.

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.

A lack of narrative structure, as you know, will cause anxiety.

It is a blind goose that cometh to the fox's sermon.

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'

As an actor, when you're doing comedies, you're around fantastic, funny people and you hopefully have a really good time doing it.

You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.

The ‘equilibrium’ that people see in me is really an illusion. I am as flawed as anyone. It’s only that I seem to have the knack of hiding.

Death isn't sad. The sad thing is: most people don't live at all.

Nobody learns a German aria overnight, except Jared Harris.

I didn't want to chase movies. It's too hard. You've got to work at it - opening nights, photo shoots, publicity people, managers. I never wanted to do that. I'm too lazy.

My Brother starv'd between two Walls,His Children's Cry my Soul appalls