Uterus Quotes
Uterus Quote of the day
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!
There is no other organ quite like the uterus. If men had such an organ they would brag about it. So should we
The question was asked, how can you be a mother and a congresswoman? I said, I have a brain, I have a uterus and they both work.
We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression in its sanctuary. We see the child's mouth wide open in a silent scream.
We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era when happiness is 'knowing what your uterus looks like'.
The first thing the male establishment wants to control is uterus and birth. You might call it womb envy. But even worse is the fact we are still using the male model of sexual response for women.
When a man can't explain a woman's actions, the first thing he thinks of is the condition of her uterus.
Catholic Church reasserts its moral authority on contraception: If God believed in birth control, altar boys would have a uterus.
There's a test they can do to determine a baby's gender ahead of time; I think they insert a tiny photo of Leonardo DiCaprio into the uterus, and if the baby punches it, it's a boy.
I compare songwriting to childbirth. How many kids can you have before your uterus explodes?
Conservatives say a lot about wanting the government stay out of our lives and businesses. We need to make sure the government stays out of our uteruses.
If the cardiologist thinks the heart is a wonderful organ, the cardiologist never have heard of the uterus.
