When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.

I'd rather be single, happy, and lonely sometimes than married, lonely, and happy sometimes.

People having victimhood attract imperious and authoritative individuals in their life

Do not deride someone's faith simply because you do not share it, Lord Cladent," Sazed said quietly.

I never met Kurt Cobain, but I felt like I got to know him in a manner probably more intimate than anyone I've known outside of my family.

For an actor, there is no greater loss than the loss of his audience.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

Consciousness is our only reprieve from Time.

Men of thoughtless actions are always surprised by consequences.

I'm 47 now, and I'm at that stage where I'm still young but I'm not young. I'm not old but I'm getting old, and I have stuff at home that reminds me of people and places.