When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.

When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.

I'm flatulent in many languages.

Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.

Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.

There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.

When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.

I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.

If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.

Without Creativity there is no INNOVATION!

Sometimes wisdom dictates that you take a few steps backwards to be able to go much further

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

People who travel are always fugitives.

I had dreams, but always told myself, 'Nah, that would never happen.' For a poor Latina, (acting) wasn't a reality.

It was pivotal in making you but you don't remember it. Or do you? Do we understand the events that make us who we are? Do we understand the factors that make us do the things we do?

The way I see it is that all the ol' guff about being Irish is a kind of nonsense. I mean, I couldn't be anything else no matter what I tried to be. I couldn't be Chinese or Japanese.

Working as a journalist is exactly like being a wallflower at an orgy.

Victims make excuses. Leaders deliver results.

Just the perfect touch of rebellion," says Haymitch "Very nice." Rebellion?