If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.

When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.

I'm flatulent in many languages.

Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.

Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.

When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.

There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.

When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.

I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.

Describing colors to a blind is what writing is all about.

Getting Democrats organized is like herding cats.

I just open my mouth and out it comes.

As has been said, standards are always out of date - that is why we call them standards.

If you do improvising, it can sometimes end up being a waste of time. And if you do that, it's more or less based on a writing process.

Maybe today you could have shot anybody and get away with it. So there's many times, I could have killed people. Legally, I could have killed many people, especially working undercover.

My other creative outlet is knitting; aside from being fun, it is my antidote to the film business: I have full creative control, there is no development process, and I can self-finance.

I have to use other things to help my tennis, like my brain. But I believe that, even when your muscles are not so fast, with the brain and with concentration you can compensate.

The position you hold and the work you are now doing.

I wrote Freak the Mighty because Max, the mighty half of Freak the Mighty, insisted and he's bigger than I am.