I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.

When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.

I'm flatulent in many languages.

Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.

Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.

When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.

There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.

When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.

If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.

Evil is relatively rare

The lines of her face, turned up to the sky, would have broken your heart.

You're born thinking you're the centre of things, and they chip away at that until you expire muttering If I knew then, or some nonsense in an empty rooming house.

Maybe that's why people don't like you. You make it obvious you don't care whether people like you or not. That makses some people angry.

Atticus told me to delete the adjectives and I'd have the facts.

I don't think anyone is free - one creates one's own prison.

Do your own market research; ask your last ten customers exactly why they bought from you.

You can’t coach guts and commitment.

The methods and tools of science perennially breach barriers, granting me confidence that our epic march of insight into the operations of nature will continue without end.

Artists are visited by the Muses, or tormented by their own passions and demons.