I'm flatulent in many languages.

When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.

Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.

Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.

When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.

There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.

When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.

I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.

If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.

Whatsa mattah allee time talkee talk bear business? Me no savvee bear business. You no like this Gloddam show, you go somewhere else.

Absolute power doesn't corrupt, but rather, reveals character.

There's such a big buzz around boxing at the moment. Everything's happening and there's so much building up with a lot of young talent coming through.

Wherever I go, I run into myself.

Every tyrant who ever lived has believed in freedom — for himself.

As for inspiration, I find stark fear of missing the deadline very inspiring.

If you a Kanye West fan, you a fan of yourself.

Make not Christ a liar in distrusting His promise.

When I arrived on the planet, there were only two billion. Wildlife was more abundant, we were less so; now the situation is reversed.

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.