When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.

I'm flatulent in many languages.

Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.

Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.

When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.

There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.

When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.

I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.

If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.

Find Meaning, Find Yourself.

Be good.See good.Choose good.It's a no-brainer.

I take the stage as a man in his fifties and walk off the stage like a man in his twenties.

You need to find people that are drawn to the idea that you build, and they end up taking it and making it even better.

All I ask is that we compare human consciousness with spirochete ecology.

What? Were you born stupid, or did you just die that way?

In a rural society communities are "given" for the individual. Community is a fact, whether family or religion, social class or caste.

If we're not enjoying what we've got...and even if we do get 'more,' we won't enjoy that, either.

We have not to talk, but to steer the vessel.

I haven't seen most of what I've done. I can't even list them. Most television jobs. I haven't seen a lot.