Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.

When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.

I'm flatulent in many languages.

Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.

When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.

There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.

When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.

I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.

If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.

Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia)

You shoot your arrow and then you paint your bulls eye around it, and therefore you have hit the target dead centre.

Etc. is a perfect word-when you can't think of the right one.

My policy has always been to play new music. New beat, industrial, techno, disco, funk, rare groove and house music.

American businesses are looking for are certainty and executive orders don't really get them that.

Jack shook his head. "Not one of my many talents, sadly. But if you have a cherry stem I can show you a really cool one.

The FBI has always supported big business and big government.

Every thought creates form on some level and all that our physical experience is - is a reflection of our thoughts.

There's no place for impractical dreamers around here.

I don't think that everybody in the planet should have a child. I've never had the desire I should have a kid.