When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.

When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.

I'm flatulent in many languages.

Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.

Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.

When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.

There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.

I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.

If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.

Knowing more than someone does not necessarily mean that you know every single thing they know.

She wanted him to tell her that when you love someone so hard and so fierce, it was all right to do things that you knew were wrong.

In Hollywood today, it's cool for guys to wear nail polish and earrings in their lips and tongues. I don't get it.

This long disease, my life.

There are spiritual and physical laws to obey if we are to be happy.

He who needs only coarse food, water and drink, and as pillow his folded arms will find happiness without further search.

I was totally involved in Bobby's World from the time we started the idea to sitting with the artists on how he would look, to the script meetings, the music, the lyrics, the songs.

Compromise is such an integral part of being a human being. You're compromising in every decision you make.

Every act of every man is a moral act, to be tested by moral, and not by economic criteria.

Although I grew up in very modest and challenging circumstances, I consider my life to be immeasurably rich.