When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

Homemade sweaters are always itchy.

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

One could say, that #‎ Masons were raised right.

People will always have opinions about your decision because they're not courageous enough to take action on their opinion.

I always knew I was born to do great things. I just didn't know I wouldn't be able to see where I was going.

Great actors try to dismiss all ideas from their conscious mind in order to provide an experience that is real.

When I had a boxing match, all I wanted to do was put the guy on his back. That's why I chose to chase after MMA.

Your doctrine can be as straight as a gun barrel and just as empty!

The broken door lets in the light. The broken heart lets in the world.

If that is what this world is, what humans are... There is no future. Understanding and faith... If you take those away, all that's left is fear. I can't accept immoral methods or giving up.

Our very genesis was not really a beginning after all, but indeed the product of a personality-Father Mills.

It is impossible for capitalists and laborers to have common interests.

Revolutions never go backwards.