When I was doing comedy in New York, before I was in movies, I was never known as the deadpan actress. I was just a comedienne.

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going to a show where there is any possibility of audience participation is a nightmare for me.

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so it becomes a challenge to break free from that in a way.

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

I've had experiences in my life where I've met certain people that have opened up something in me and given me hope and a new outlook on life.

My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.

NATURE: Where people go to recharge

In our hip-hop lives we make rhymes we make beats we go big or go home. - Esme from Sister Mischief

The lazy are always wanting to do something.

...my experience with people who tried to label me was that they usually did it to either dismiss me or use me.

The half-baked sermon causes spiritual indigestion

Nobody's talking to me, but nobody's hassling me either. I guess you can't have everything.

Art for me...is a negation of society, an affirmation of the individual, outside of all the rules and all the demands of society.

The tidal wave of God's providence is carrying liberty throughout the globe.

God's leaders should be motivated by humility and love.

She nourishes the poison in her veins and is consumed by a secret fire.