I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going to a show where there is any possibility of audience participation is a nightmare for me.

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so it becomes a challenge to break free from that in a way.

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

I've had experiences in my life where I've met certain people that have opened up something in me and given me hope and a new outlook on life.

My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.

If I have the option, I always read the paper or a book or something I can touch and destroy in my own hands.

What is it when your former life becomes your dreams? The things you took for granted are now in that mystical realm where you can only see them with your eyes closed, ephemeral and distant.

The rational reasons were all rationales for an underlying irrationality.

Love as a flower loves the morning sun.Love with kindness, expect no return. Love like the morning sun, expect no return.

All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie?

The things which are most important don’t always scream the loudest.

You well know, sir, that when the Constitution was submitted to the People of the respective States for their adoption or rejection, it awakened the warmest debates of the several State conventions.

War is death's feast.

It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should live honourably.

I got fed up of listening to bollocks

I think I love most people best when they are in adversity; for pity is one of my prevailing passions.