The half-baked sermon causes spiritual indigestion

Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.

Patience is the analogue of God's serenity.

Some folks never handle the truth without scratching it.

If you sit by the wayside waiting for Success, your knees will be too stiff to follow her when she passes.

Love is a boomerang that returns to the thrower's hand.

The bigger the dam of patience, the worse the flood when the dam breaks.

We use religion like a trolley-car--we ride on it only while it is going our way.

Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art.

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.

It all began with one small shy smile.

Energy and persistence conquer all things.

The aristocracy in the future is not one of wealth or university education, but the aristocracy of the men who have done something for themselves and their fellow men.

Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence... on pain of liquidation.

Being humble means recognizing that we are not on earth to see how important we can become, but to see how much difference we can make in the lives of others

Not that I ever did anything wrong. I was just aggressive. That's the way I am in my life.

Long ago they lowered insane persons into snake pits; they thought that an experience that might drive a sane person out of his wits might send an insane person back to sanity.

For the rest of my life I would always be thinking about her. She would always be my biggest what if. -Perseus Jackson