When I started off in DC, you didn't get viral first. You got funny first.

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you'll find is that you can overcome anything son.

A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!

Rise and grind... the money ain't gonna wait for you while you sleep son.

The best thing about where comedy is now is if you have a little bit of talent and a strong work ethic, and strong social skills, you can make a name for yourself and you can make money.

Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?

Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.

Live life to the fullest everyday, 'cause we never know what day will be our last.

If Elvis is alive, Tupac is alive. I saw Tupac on 46th Street selling Biggie t-shirts 2 for 10 dollars.

That's why when I talk to younger comics, and they say, 'Well I need this and this, and I need so and so,' I tell them they don't need nothing. All you need is some great idea and go shoot it.

I just had a baby girl. My daughter weighed 27 pounds. She was 3 years old. She was delivered to me by way of the court system and a blood test.

As I have aged, I’ve been lucky never to reach old. Old is always at least five or ten years beyond my current calendar stage.

In terms of level of difficulty, it would go comedy, thriller, and then romantic drama.

What will carry us into living freedom is not the holding of attention so much as the holding of appreciation.

In a well-made garden every day is new.

Humility - the discipline of putting others ahead of self, the choice to value others above self - is, at its core, a matter of faith.

There are two kinds of worries - those you can do something about and those you can't. Don't spend any time on the latter.

Men in a state of nature, uncivilized nations, children, have a great fondness for colors in their utmost brightness, and especially for yellow-red.

God's leaders should be motivated by humility and love.

The very young and the very old often saw what others could not. Or would not.

People think that child-support enforcement benefits children, but it doesn't.