When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

Idiot, " I said, before grinning broadly and crushing his mouth to mine. "We need to pick new pet names for each other, " he muttered as I hefted myself up from the ground.

Love for All All for Love

I like to believe that rather than destroy icons, I make new ones.

That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!

By the grace of God, we won the Cold War.

Once I started the first school, I realized this is what my life is meant to be, is to promote education and help kids go to school and that's very clear.

To be true to life, a novel must have an ending that is inevitable given the specific personalities of the characters involved. The novelist must not impose an ending upon them.

Remember that what you have is unique because it's your own special way of looking at the world.

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

Say make me, remake me. You are free to do it and I am free to let you because look, look. Look where your hands are. Now.