Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

I used to wonder what I was doing wrong. Now I know: just about everything.

I don't care about faces, personalities or clothes . . . I only care about the soul.

- But Abraham, you mean I'm supposed to make stuff up !?!?- You are creators, you make stuff up all the time!

He who ceases to pray ceases to prosper.

I was talented but crazy, semi-autistic and eccentric.

Vulnerability is the core, the heart, the center, of meaningful human experience.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

It is not enough to love those who are near and dear to us. We must also show them that we do so.

Being a star doesn't last. That's not what life should be about. It's a complete illusion that really has nothing to do with you. For me, finding out about life is the most important thing.

If your life's worth living, it's worth recording.