Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

The formula of happiness and success is just, being actually yourself, in the most vivid possible way you can.

If we learn to open our hearts, anyone, including the people who drive us crazy, can be our teacher.

There are three answers to prayer: yes no and wait awhile. It must be recognized that no is an answer.

Condition, circumstance, is not the thing; Bliss is the same in subject or in king.

Happiness in simplicity can be achieved with a flexible mindset and nine hours sleep each night.

This fight is not going to be over in 10 minutes or 10 weeks; there's no quick solution. If you think it's taking too long, remember, God is with you.

I think everyone wants for their kids the good things that they had.

Because we never stop silently loving those who we once loved out loud

My parents divorced when I was young but I was brought up in two really loving households. I didn't have a contentious relationship with my mom or dad.

Martin Jol has put his hands on his heads.