We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

There is something in us that fears prayer as a maggot fears light. We must do violence to this voice, for it is not ourselves. It is our Enemy.

The distance doesn't matter

If you have had a bad day, remember that tomorrow is a wonderful gift and a new chance to try again.

Today, diabetes is now epidemic, according to the Centers for Disease Control, the National Institutes of Health, the American Diabetes Association and other national healthcare leaders.

I am not afraid of much. I kill all the spiders in my house, and I'm planning to go skydiving. I am into girl power, and I'm very self-sufficient.

I had a couple of decent laughs on Townies, but for the most part, delivering a joke that you just know is not funny is hard.

Always remember, with a strong enough will, even the weak can wield great power.

I kind of feel connected to all places at the moment, and I've done very interesting projects in both places (Israel and America).

When you are unhappy, you are just coming in touch with your own boundaries. Turn the whole situation into a prayer & you will walk through it.

Hide until everybody goes home. Hide until everybody forgets about you. Hide until everybody dies.