We have a deficit of wonder right now.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

The better we serve, the greater the fulfilment.

The only way you can own this moment is to evict the victim mentality from the dwelling of your mind.

Of all the advantages that ghostwriting offers, one of the greatest must be the opportunity that you get to meet people of interest.

The woman seems ready to be pleased with the world.

I had a lot of trouble in school to begin with. I got left back in kindergarten, and I was in special education. My teachers didn't have very much faith in me.

Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm

I loathe conflict, and I loathe not getting along well with people, so I always try very hard to be on the best terms with the people I work with.

A light bulb creates an environment by its mere presence.

I saw what could be done with words, for I had a vision of a new world as I talked.

The struggle is always worthwhile, if the end be worthwhile and the means honorable; foreknowledge of defeat is not sufficient reason to withdraw from the contest.