Light Bulb Quotes

Light Bulb Quote of the day

It's like someone jammed an electric light bulb in your face, and busted it. I thought half my head was blowed off...When he knocked me down I could have stayed there for three weeks.

I didn't fail 1000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1000 steps.

I went to a doctor and told him I felt normal on acid, that I was a light bulb in a world of moths. That is what the manic state is like.

When my mood was high, I seemed normal, even buoyant. I felt smarter. I had secrets. I could see God in a light bulb

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.

How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!

I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.

I never once failed at making a light bulb. I just found out 99 ways not to make one.

Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a light bulb.

My aunt used to call me light bulb head because my head is small at the bottom and bigger at the top. But it was a term of endearment.

You know, I used to warm the thermometer on the light bulb... I was really good at being sick. I could forge my mother's signature on a sick note so well I was hardly ever at school.

Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb.

I'm one of those people that think Thomas Edison and the light bulb changed the world more than Karl Marx ever did.

If Edison was worried about his candle customers, he would have never invented the light bulb.

Everybody has their own idea of what's a poet. Robert Frost, President Johnson, T.S.Eliot, Rudolf Valentino - they're all poets. I like to think of myself as the one who carries the light bulb.

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!

A light bulb creates an environment by its mere presence.

I'm glad . . . that Edison didn't give up on the light bulb. That Luther refused to back down. That Michelangelo kept painting. That Lindbergh kept flying.

How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight!

'Don't be the moth. Be the light bulb.' When I say that I mean don't follow the crowd. Just shine. Be the light bulb. Do your thing. Pave your own path.

I don't know an England player who could fix a light bulb, let alone a match

The human being is like a light bulb. If a human being is super stressed, depressed and filled with negativity, this is what that human being radiates out into the world.

Give yourself five minutes to consider how you can turn a miserable situation to your benefit and that light bulb is going to click on.

I know of over 3,000 ways [that] a light bulb does not work.

It's a failure only if you don't get anything out of it, Thomas Edison said he knew 999 ways that a light bulb did not work; yet we have lights today.

We talked death with burned-up intensity, both of us drawn to it like moths to an electric light bulb. Sucking on it!

God is the light bulb, to where faith is the light switch.

I will be forever grateful to Dora Brooking, for not only spotting my light bulb but also helping me turn up the wattage.