We called Pete Rose and Larry Bowa the soup spoons, because they were always stirring things up. Twenty years later, nothing's changed.

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

Some days you tame the tiger, and some days the tiger has you for lunch.

Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.

I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.

Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... it takes people off my mind.

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

I spit into the face of Time That has transfigured me.

If a little knowledge was a dangerous thing, a lot was lethal.

The beautiful thing about such moments in life is that there is so much clarity. You know what you live for and what matters.

He used to say we all had a compass inside of us and what we needed to do was to find it and to follow it.

I like BBC news, I like some London news because you can get it earlier then anywhere else. I like Charlie Rose a lot.

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

I know that all over America there's probably politicians sending out pictures of themselves signing that mandatory helmet bill, but it's bullshit. I say that as a parent.

In every photographer there was a painter, a true artist, awaiting expression.

Being horrible in a big film is a quicker nosedive than doing an obscure film and making no money.

There are 100,000 actors in the Screen Actors Guild. Only 2,000 of them make more than $75,000 a year.