What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

Some days you tame the tiger, and some days the tiger has you for lunch.

Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.

Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.

I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.

Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

We called Pete Rose and Larry Bowa the soup spoons, because they were always stirring things up. Twenty years later, nothing's changed.

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... it takes people off my mind.

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

Have love for your inner Self and everything else is done for you.

Memories are what makes each person different.

Rules like 'don't wear white after Labor Day' or 'shoes matching the handbag' are antiquated. Modern women should feel free to experiment.

Modernity is the transient, the fleeting, the contingent; it is one half of art, the other being the eternal and the immovable.

We have a lot that we believe is in the best interests of our country,and I'm looking forward to working with Barack Obama during the campaign and then on after the inauguration.

Nowadays, when kids decide they like an artist, they'll absorb everything that artist has ever done in a single night.

Surprise is the tool of the Devil and it is the greatest power of the evil forces!

In good times, we all want to drop anchor, to stop in time! But man is condemned to move till the far end of the precipice!

I love to dance to Robyn, Nicki Minaj and Boney M.

When you take on different roles and become a different person, that's called acting ... It's a challenge.