Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

Some days you tame the tiger, and some days the tiger has you for lunch.

Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.

Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

We called Pete Rose and Larry Bowa the soup spoons, because they were always stirring things up. Twenty years later, nothing's changed.

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... it takes people off my mind.

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

How can you cry for others’ struggles when you are facilitating mayhem in your own land?

What Happens To A Man Is Less Significant Than What Happens Within Him.

Finding is for things that are lost. You don't need to find me, Mayor.

Is this a kissing book?

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

No one wanted to fall back behind so both teams wated for a mistake from the other.

I think every fantasy reader secretly believes they know how magic works.

There are some concrete ways to create a winning attitude. But nothing beats practicing it. When you prepare to win, belief comes easily.

In difficult circumstances, teams either separate or come closer together, it's as simple as that