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Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.


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I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable.



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It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.



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The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.



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Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear.



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If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?



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Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.





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