I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.

Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.

I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more.

The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers.

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable.

It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear.

If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?

Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.

Where are we?" "In a special place, " he whispered, dragging his lips across her ear, "where magic is real.

I am a hopeful romantic. - Charlotte, In the Shadow of Angels

There is an economy in your mind

People ask me about what sacrifices I've made. I always answer: I've made no sacrifices, I've made choices.

Fear is prophetical of evil.

In love longing I listen to the monk's bell. I will never forget you even for an interval short as those between the bell notes.

And that one hunting, which the Devil design'd For one fair female, lost him half the kind.

All of our existing ideas have creative possibilities.

I didn't like being alone. Being alone was slightly better than having to deal with people, that's all. Or so I'd convinced myself.

New surroundings have a way of returning attention to areas that may have become rote.