Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

Magic is always there. Sometimes it just takes an artist to find it and show the rest of us where to look.

Let [Christ] transform your life so that you will have a glow on your face, a spring in your step, and joy in your soul.

I feel like 'Amelie' is very much an extension of me. She's a contemporary woman who sees the world through her imagination.

We may be through with the past, but the past is not through with us.

Do nothing in haste; look well to each step; and from the beginning think what may be the end.

So many boys and girls talk the same way, listen to the same music, look the same. If I'm out, I'll notice the person who looks different before I notice the person who's, "really hot."

So long as the product is sold, everything is taking its regular course from the standpoint of the capitalist producer.

After a while, if you are sufficiently bored or unemployed, you may want to read it from cover to cover.

I'm just at the beginning of my dream. At 78, I'm finally at the place now for myself where I feel my true voice has a potential of being expressed out in the world.