Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

Fidelity purchased with money, money can destroy.

Chance created the situation

Love it, Do it, Be in it, Become it until it regenerates in your legacy.

I feel it is urgently necessary to train people who are capable of tackling the various problems we face today in regards to environmental turmoil and the relevancy of clothing.

People of this world, look upon this city and see that you should not and cannot abandon this city and this people.

The energy available for each individual man is his income, and the philosophy which can teach him to be content with penury should be capable of teaching him also the uses of wealth.

Yes, I am so free. And what a superb absence is my soul.

'My Life' is soft, with notes of pear and gardenia, but still bold, with a woody base.

If this universe is the House of God, then I must say it is quite a dark house despite several hundred billion suns!

What about you?" "Not a clue. I keep wishing I could bake a cake or something.