Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

A piece of benevolence, a shard of good will is sometimes all that is needed to raise a truly loyal army.

In the midst of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.

Work is its own cure. You have to like it better than being loved.

In politics, merit is rewarded by the possessor being raised, like a target, to a position to be fired at.

Mr. Gilbert had the earnest mania for self-improvement which has blighted the lives of so many young men.

Not all dying words are true and this blessing is no less real for being shorn of its ground.

There is something terribly wrong with a culture inebriated by noise and gregariousness.

Brave men are all vertebrates; they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.

I do intelligent roles. I don't want to be labeled as doing silly movies. I'm more mature than kids my age because I'm constantly surrounded by adults.

I'm not accustomed to giving advice to those who haven't asked for it.