Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Life sucks, then you die. Then it sucks again.

Diabetes is passed that way -- over and down, like a knight in chess.

The moment for action has arrived, and I know that I can trust in you to save our country.

Once you're on stage you can't go back, even when things go wrong people expect you to stay there and entertain them. When all else fails, you've got to try tap dancing.

Critics kind never mind! Critics flatter no matter! Critics blame all the same! Do your best damn the rest!

Let me say with a Georgia accent that we cannot solve this problem if it requires a diplomatic passport to claim the rights of an American citizen.

Be kind to everyone,becaus e everyone you meet is fighting a battle

History has been conceived--and with high justification in the records--as the human struggle for civilization against barbarism in different ages and places, from the beginning of human societies.

The Savior's atonement...is intimate as well as infinite.

Love, what a long way, to arrive at a kiss.