This is more dangerous than double dating with Danny Bonaduce on the Kennedy compound.

Wrestling is an art form. I don't worry about those who don't get it; I worry about satisfying those who do.

Brock Lesnar is not here to put smiles on people's faces. Brock Lesnar is here to shock the WWE Universe and put TEARS in the EYES of CHILDREN!

You can not achieve success without the risk of failure. If you are not afraid to fail, than you have a chance, but you are never going to get there unless you risk it.

The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays.

Christian! His parents had nine months to to think of a name, and the best they came up with was Christian!? My parents had nine months and they didn't call me Jew!

My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania!

You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure...You cannot achieve success if you FEAR failure.

That's not a prediction, that's a spoiler.

My own children are John Cena fans- which really pisses me off by the way.

Why be second best at anything?

Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it.

The best thing to do is to behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen and under try not to go bald.

I trust online banking. You know why? Because if somebody hacks into my account and defrauds my credit card company, or my online bank account, guess who takes the loss? The bank, not me.

I was into real estate. I was always an entrepreneur.

I have ten marathons under my belt, including four New York races and one Boston.

The higher the wages the fewer the jobs; the lower the wages the more the jobs.

There is no such thing as inanimate matter...there is God or divinity in all matter and it is all living energy.

How could you get angry with Jackie Gleason?

If a woman and a man who have an argument keep talking they keep fighting.

Forget, forgive; conclude, and be agreed.