Mark Twain Quotes
Mark Twain Quote of the day
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and fixed forever.
Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.
The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.
It was a dreadful thing to see. Humans beings can be awful cruel to one another.
It don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway.
For I never care to do a thing in a quiet way
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended
The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.
Experience is an author’s most valuable asset
If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain
...why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much― Mark Twain ...that's why ...
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it.
The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very
