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Jenny  Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things Quotes: "Brains are like toddlers. They are wonderful and should be treasured, but that doesn't mean you should trust them to take care of you in an avalanche or process serotonin effectively."

Brains are like toddlers. They are wonderful and should be treasured, but that doesn't mean you should trust them to take care of you in an avalanche or process serotonin effectively.



Jenny  Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things Quotes: "Or the woman in front of me in the security line who asked if they would put her cat, Dave, through the luggage X-ray machine because she wanted to see if he'd eaten a necklace."

Or the woman in front of me in the security line who asked if they would put her cat, Dave, through the luggage X-ray machine because she wanted to see if he'd eaten a necklace.




Jenny  Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things Quotes: "Which sort of shows why my body is an idiot, because forced narcolepsy is pretty much the worst defense ever."

Which sort of shows why my body is an idiot, because forced narcolepsy is pretty much the worst defense ever.



Jenny  Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things Quotes: "It was nice to call my parents and proudly tell them, "My lady garden is going viral." In hindsight, that may have been a poor choice of phrasing."

It was nice to call my parents and proudly tell them, "My lady garden is going viral." In hindsight, that may have been a poor choice of phrasing.





Jenny  Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things Quotes: "It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art."

It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art.



Jenny  Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things Quotes: "Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas."

Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas.




Jenny  Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things Quotes: "Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either."

Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.