How could you get angry with Jackie Gleason?

Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it.

When I was young, I was told that I had a sulky, pouty face.

I spent a great deal of time with Che Guevara while I was in Havana. I believe he was far less a mercenary than he was a freedom fighter.

Lost in a crowd of greats, not a single Oscar. That's showbiz.

I don't remember having a crush on a boy when I was a girl. I don't even remember my first kiss.

The Queen Mary was the most civilized and luxurious way one could travel to America in the late 1930s.

John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.

I dainty little lass I wasn't. I looked twice my age until I turned 10 or 11.

I knew that Jamaica Inn was going to make me a star.

Henry Fonda gave me a spanking during a scene in Spencer's Mountain.

I love you butdon't know what todo.

The path to heaven runs through miles of clouded hell.

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

Anyone who says there is not a change in weather patterns is denying reality.

You need to constantly examine your life, inner and outer, to see where you are losing and gaining power.

let us die young, or let us live forever, We dont have the power but we Never say Never.. Sooner or later we all will be gone, y dont u stay young?

One thing the coupe never got? ROOF

I try to think about Elvis, Memphis, Oprah in the afternoon.

Independence is a state of mind. Independence is spirit without category.

Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions