They call television a medium because nothing's well done.

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in somebody else's.

I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it).

I keep reading between the lies.

TV—a clever contraction, derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. We call it a medium, because nothing's well done.

You know, my father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular.

Politics makes estranged bedfellows.

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your own body and get interested in someone else's.

Never give up. It might not seem easy at first but in the end, it will all be worth it

Forgive me again.” He lifts the carafe and refreshes his goblet. “What happened to those two children who laughed at dandelion fuzz?” he says softly. “Are they gone forever, do you think?

No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

The skirts of the gods Drag in our mud. We feel the touch And take it to be a kiss.

There is certainly no beauty on earth which exceeds the natural loveliness of woman.

I'm a very neat monster.

This soldiering thing sadly deadens that very good thing, humanity.

It is for the wise people who delight in humanity, praise justice, despise their flatterers, and respect the truth.

The second best decision in time is infinitely better than the perfect decision too late.

Let the Beloved be a hat pulled down firmly on my head.