There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

Time management is reactive, whereas time strategy is proactive.

With ignorance comes fear- from fear comes bigotry. Education is the key to acceptance.

I'm a big horror fan. I'm a genre fan. I like to make these movies. They're my favorite kinds of movies to make.

Throw up whatever's making you sick, Darren," he said, "then get your behind back in here.

This was the first time in my life that so many things would never happen again.

I have searched for my forehead to find a secret writing about my fate and I found no trace of destiny, but my very own decisions!

In complicated positions, Bobby Fischer hardly had to be afraid of anybody

This is God's way, the way of humility. It is the way of Jesus; there is no other. And there can be no humility without humiliation.

I'm the youngest of six children; both of my sisters are housewives and they each have four kids.

A lot of vices that I've had over the years were always to make up for some sort of character deficiency, one of them being shyness.