There isn't any New Man. The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Real love is to offer your life at the feet of another.

Sometimes humans just don't listen, they ‘take’ to fill a space that’s missin’!Deetkatu, See the Little People…An Enchanting Adventure

Love is an uphill climb, but once you know yourself and like yourself just as you are, it's all downhill from there.

A woman is always buying something.

I ain't affraid to let it out, i'm not affraid to take that fall, but i found beyond all doubt, you say more by saying nothing at all.

Low-level programming is good for the programmer's soul.

Nothing so weakens government as persistent inflation.

Giving alms is only a virtuous deed when you give money that you yourself worked to get.

Christian proclamation might make the gospel audible, but Christians living together in local congregations make the gospel visible (see John 13:34-35). The church is the gospel made visible.

The most important thing is to know that you can do it.